I bet David Spade really misses Chris Farley.
a 50-something Midwestern tourist mom, to her 30-something Midwestern tourist daughter on the subway today, after a long silence (via christinefriar)
May 15th, 2013
being alone right now is so so terrible…i can’t imagine how my sister is feeling.
if i could get to georgia any faster, i would do whatever that meant. even if it’s just to sit quietly, or clean, or cook, or go on a coke-run.
it’s so harsh and crude and unfair that it is so beautiful outside.
May 14th, 2013
The Man Who Lives Alone
My Intro to Comics final about ghosts and love.
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Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
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May 13th, 2013
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Wendy’s Hot Drink Training Video
this is my favorite song now, and if you make me a mixtape of just this song on repeat, i will probably do something nice for you. probably say ‘thank you’ or something.
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Photographer Gabriele Galimberti’s grandmother said something similar to him before one of his many globetrotting work trips. To ensure he had at least one good meal, she prepared for him a dish of ravioli before he departed on one of his adventures.
“In that occasion I said to my grandma ‘You know, Grandma, there are many other grandmas around the world and most of them are really good cooks,” Galimberti wrote via email. “I’m going to meet them and ask them to cook for me so I can show you that you don’t have to be worried for me and the food that I will eat!’ This is the way my project was born!”
The project, “Delicatessen With Love”, took Galimberti to 58 countries where he photographed grandmothers with both the ingredients and finished signature dishes.
He acted as photographer and stylist during each shoot with the grandmothers, taking a portrait of both the women and the food they made for him.
From top to bottom:
Inara Runtule, 68, Kekava, Latvia. Silke (herring with potatoes and cottage cheese).
Grace Estibero, 82, Mumbai, India. Chicken vindaloo.Susann Soresen, 81, Homer, Alaska. Moose steak.
Serette Charles, 63, Saint-Jean du Sud, Haiti. Lambi in creole sauce.
The photographer’s grandmother Marisa Batini, 80, Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy. Swiss chard and ricotta Ravioli with meat sauce.
Normita Sambu Arap, 65, Oltepessi (Masaai Mara), Kenya. Mboga and orgali (white corn polenta with vegetables and goat).
Julia Enaigua, 71, La Paz, Bolivia. Queso Humacha (vegetables and fresh cheese soup).
Fifi Makhmer, 62, Cairo, Egypt. Kuoshry (pasta, rice and legumes pie).
Isolina Perez De Vargas, 83, Mendoza, Argentina. Asado criollo (mixed meats barbecue).
Bisrat Melake, 60, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Enjera with curry and vegetables.
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May 12th, 2013
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Asketh - Anonymous
are you trying to say something, bitch?
Down By The Riverside - Elvis Presley, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Johnny Cash
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May 11th, 2013
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